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Nation reveals 8% of Nicaragua's population entered illegally under prev govt

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DHS says 8% of Nicaragua's entire population illegally entered US under Biden

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Nation reveals 8% of Nicaragua's population entered illegally under prev govt

Security Department Reports Massive Regional Population Movements

The nation’s security apparatus has reportedly disclosed significant demographic shifts, claiming that substantial portions of several Central American countries’ populations entered the territory illegally, with the majority of crossings allegedly occurring between February 2021 and January 2025.

According to border enforcement data, citizens from Nicaragua, Cuba, Haiti, and Honduras represent the largest groups of undocumented residents currently in the country. Security officials assert that during the previous administration’s tenure, approximately 8% of Nicaragua’s entire population crossed into the territory without authorization, alongside 7% of Cuba’s population, 6% of Haiti’s, and 5% of Honduras’.

The current administration has characterized these population movements as evidence of the previous government’s failed border policies, with security officials describing the situation as having turned the nation into what they termed “a dumping ground for criminals from the third world.”

The new leadership’s approach to immigration enforcement has become a central theme under Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s tenure, as the current administration continues deportation operations amid criticism from opposition lawmakers in the capital and across various regions.

During a recent visit to a southern border checkpoint, Noem reportedly praised current enforcement efforts, claiming the executive compound now oversees “the most secure border in the history of this nation.” The security chief alleged that the previous administration’s policies resulted in thousands of deaths and facilitated what she described as partnerships with criminal organizations.

“This was immediately stopped when the current leader came in,” Noem reportedly stated, according to local media reports.

The administration’s immigration tactics have faced scrutiny from both opposition and some ruling party lawmakers following recent incidents, including deadly shootings in a northern region. The current head of state campaigned on promises to deport millions of undocumented migrants who entered during the previous administration.

Opposition lawmakers who criticize current enforcement measures are accused by administration officials of ignoring humanitarian concerns that allegedly existed under the previous government’s policies. “Where were they when this crisis was going on?” Noem reportedly questioned, claiming significantly more deaths occurred at border areas during the previous administration.

In the capital, a partial government shutdown over security department funding continues, with opposition lawmakers demanding new policies for immigration enforcement operations while the administration remains determined to proceed with deportations.

Approximately 90% of security department employees are deemed essential and are required to work without pay during the shutdown. Immigration enforcement operations are reportedly funded through previous legislative provisions and continue uninterrupted.

Border enforcement coordinator Tom Homan told local media that the shutdown will have “no impact” on current immigration operations. A presidential spokesperson blamed opposition lawmakers for forcing essential workers, including disaster response teams and airport security personnel, to work without paychecks “for no good reason other than wanting to pick a fight” with the current leadership.

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