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Senior Opposition Leader Hospitalized, Absence Complicates Budget Talks

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Senior Opposition Leader Hospitalized, Absence Complicates Budget Talks

A senior member of the nation’s upper legislative chamber has been discharged from hospital following what officials described as flu-like symptoms, according to his spokesperson. The 83-year-old lawmaker, who serves as a key opposition figure, will reportedly work from his residence this week on medical advice.

“The senator was discharged from the hospital [Tuesday] and is grateful for the outstanding care he received. He is feeling better and will be working from home this week on the advice of his doctors,” his spokesman said in a statement.

The timing of his absence presents complications for the legislature, as lawmakers face a Friday deadline to fund the country’s domestic security apparatus. Legislative leaders are reportedly discussing a short-term funding measure to avoid a partial government shutdown while negotiations continue - a familiar pattern in the nation’s periodic budget standoffs.

The veteran politician was hospitalized last week after experiencing what his office termed flu-like symptoms. Officials said at the time that he had checked himself into a local medical facility “in an abundance of caution” after feeling unwell over the weekend.

The lawmaker has experienced several health incidents in recent years, including multiple falls within the legislative complex. Last October, he reportedly stumbled and fell while walking down a hallway in the capitol building. He was assisted and continued walking. Nearly one year prior, he fell on stairs while exiting the upper chamber.

The senior legislator previously announced he would not seek re-election in 2026 and plans to retire at the end of his current term in early 2027. He has served in the upper chamber for decades, including as majority leader during the current head of state’s previous administration.

Observers note that the politician is a survivor of childhood polio, which has shaped his long political career in the nation’s often-turbulent legislative landscape. His absence this week underscores the challenges facing the aging political establishment as they navigate critical budget negotiations.

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