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Trade Chief Acknowledges Contact with Disgraced Financier

| Source: Washington Post | 2 min read

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Lutnick distances himself from Epstein, says he had lunch on his island

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Trade Chief Acknowledges Contact with Disgraced Financier

The country’s top trade official has reportedly acknowledged a series of encounters with the late financier Jeffrey Epstein, according to testimony before the legislative body.

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick told lawmakers that he recalls meeting with the disgraced businessman on three occasions spanning a 14-year period, sources familiar with the proceedings indicate. The official reportedly sought to distance himself from Epstein while acknowledging what he characterized as limited social contact.

According to observers, Lutnick’s testimony included an admission that he had dined on Epstein’s private island, though the circumstances and timing of such visits remain unclear. The disclosure comes as the administration continues to face scrutiny over various officials’ past associations with controversial figures.

Epstein, who died in custody in 2019 while awaiting trial on federal charges, had cultivated relationships with numerous prominent figures in business and politics before his legal troubles became public. The case has continued to generate questions about the extent of various officials’ knowledge of his activities.

Legal analysts note that such revelations are not uncommon as officials undergo confirmation processes, where past associations often come under legislative examination. The commerce secretary’s acknowledgment reflects the ongoing challenges facing the current administration as it seeks to staff key positions while managing questions about officials’ backgrounds.

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